microwaveable hottie

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
combeauferre
1eos

blocked someone for saying ‘aww your 20s arent that bad at least you get your own apartment’ this is a safe space for all of us that are suffering w our parents at 25

1eos

but that proved my point that half the suffering in your 20s is the pangs of isolation and failure u get when your peers casually bring up milestones you’re ‘supposed’ to hit not even bothering to think that its not the same for everyone but whatever i’ll just keep blocking

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1eos

this post: its hard still living w your parents in your 20s bc ppl will covertly or overtly make u feel shitty abt it

this asshole:

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and when i have to ASK THEM for things 🤮 sorry for being in your house forever can you help me real quick
hardmountaindew
boy-ngo

tumblr in 2020:

  • posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
  • a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
  • images disabled altogether
  • they ban you if you have a custom theme
  • app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
  • you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
hardmountaindew
captain-of-the-historicfuture:
“itsquietinsantafe:
“ the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
”
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
”
next days you can reblog...
easyvirgin

happy Thursday the 20th

blakegdiamond

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

the-mighty-tor

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

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August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

itsquietinsantafe

TODAY

captain-of-the-historicfuture

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

  • May 2021
  • January 2022
  • October 2022
  • April 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2024
  • February 2025
  • March 2025
  • November 2025
  • August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.